I need some advice from my friends in low places.

"DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever" (eg6)
01/07/2019 at 19:39 • Filed to: None

I’m trying to send a program, I wrote, to a friend who’s not very tech savy, so I wrote a bat/sh file to launch the program, but gmail won’t let me send it because it thinks is malware. Anyone know any up to date ways around it? I tried using sending it as a .rar, but apparently they’ve closed that and a few other loop holes.

The damn thing won’t even let me send it as a .txt file.

The rest of the file is a .jar and some .class files. Which I don’t think are causing the issues.

DISCUSSION (31)

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever
01/07/2019 at 19:40

Compile it into an exe? Otherwise try Google drive or airdrop. Make the file public and give them a link.

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever
01/07/2019 at 19:45

Put it on a flashdrive and mail it

Just Jeepin' > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever
01/07/2019 at 19:46

GitHub is another idea for file sharing.

DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
01/07/2019 at 19:46

Forgot to mention she has a mac, so an exe wouldn’t work. Guess I’ll try google drive.

ninja grammer edit.

Aremmes > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever
01/07/2019 at 19:46

I’d say change the bat/sh file’s extension to .txt, but then I remembered that there exist people technically ignorant enough to not know what a file name extension is.i guess you could gauge that if the other person can follow instructions on how to change Explorer’s (or Finder’s) settings regarding to show extensions, that person would not need a launcher script to do things for her.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever
01/07/2019 at 19:47

Upload to google drive, share file or link, then delete/unshare

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever
01/07/2019 at 19:48

Can Macs do .zips ?

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker
01/07/2019 at 19:50

thats what i’d do... i love mailing usb sticks.... makes me feel like a spy or some shit :p

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever
01/07/2019 at 19:53

7zip or host it onto Google drive and share the link.

jimz > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever
01/07/2019 at 19:54

only way I can think of is to compress it with a utility/format which allows you to both encrypt the data and the filename, e.g. 7-zip. otherwise the contents can be seen and blocked.

Phyrxes once again has a wagon! > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever
01/07/2019 at 19:55

Copy and paste in plain text in the email and walk them through copying and pasting into a batch file over the phone?

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever
01/07/2019 at 19:57

I would say share a direct link in Google Drive.

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever
01/07/2019 at 19:58

Rewrite it in Go because Google knows better than everyone. That’s why they had to invent a programming language for people who were too stupid to write functioning code in C or C++.

Seriously though, just paste the whole thing as the email as plaintext.

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > jimz
01/07/2019 at 20:00

Nope. Google blocks all compressed archives with passwords because they’re so much smarter than you.

Yes, all the fucking sarcasm in the world.

If you’re a Google employee reading this: no. I don’t respect you. You are an idiot, you are unqualified, you are what is wrong with the Internet.

DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
01/07/2019 at 20:01

I’d imagine they can use 7zip or winRaR.

DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever > Aremmes
01/07/2019 at 20:02

already tried that, and it blocked that too :( I just put it on google drive and sent her a link.

Future Heap Owner > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
01/07/2019 at 20:04

Yes

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
01/07/2019 at 20:05

Google Steal-Your-Data will automatically delete any file they decide in their infinite wisdom is ‘malware’ or ‘bad.’ If gmail won’t send or receive it, Drive will refuse it as well.

jimz > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks
01/07/2019 at 20:07

huh, did not know that.

PowderHound > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever
01/07/2019 at 20:25

I use w etransfer.com a lot for work stuff. Let’s you send up to 2gb I believe

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > jimz
01/07/2019 at 20:28

Yeah. There is a reason I spit on Google and their employees. “OH BUT WE’RE GOOGLE, THAT MAKES US THE SMARTEST.” Yeah, good job fucking up something we had working perfectly fine in the 1980's there. (Yes, I’ve been doing this longer than Google’s been around.)

M.T. Blake > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever
01/07/2019 at 20:46

Try .usps

DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever > PowderHound
01/07/2019 at 20:48

That looks really clutch. I threw it up on my google drive, but I’ll definitely try this in the future.

404 - User No Longer Available > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever
01/07/2019 at 20:50

Zip it, then Box or Dropbox it?

gin-san - shitpost specialist > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever
01/07/2019 at 20:56

Megadrive has worked well for me as well. mega.nz

PowderHound > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever
01/07/2019 at 21:23

It’s super convenient, especially when our work email only let’s us send files up to 15mb.

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks
01/07/2019 at 21:43

no, this is incorrect.

Source - I’m a certified Gsuite Admin.

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
01/07/2019 at 22:13

Oh, that’s cute. You think that Gsuite is the same as Gmail.

Hint: it’s not.

NojustNo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
01/07/2019 at 22:54

Yep natively

https://www.lifewire.com/how-to-zip-and-unzip-files-and-folders-on-a-mac-2260188

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks
01/07/2019 at 22:57

No I do not, I am saying they are completely different.

T he filters for gmail and exclusions for google drive are not the same thing , I host batch files and unsigned software with Google Drive for my dev team , both the Gmail Google Drive and Gsuite for business versions and have been using both since it released in 2012 without anything being “ automatically deleted” by Google.

No email filter worth their salt will allow batch files to send without an exclusion , I always use some form of file sharing to send them to my techs or clients.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > NojustNo
01/07/2019 at 23:13

The last time I used an i Mac was when the G4 was cutting edge.